Ten useless observations from the road

1. Apparently it doesn’t matter what country you’re in there’s always “that guy” who can’t stand a chick who passes them on a ride.
2. Every French cyclist – from recreational to elite – gives a wave or nod as you pass on the road. Americans take note.
3. Male cyclists, you should shave your legs. It’s incredibly sexy and girls in the States love that. If you ever come here to ride, pack the razor.
4. There is no amount of chamois cream to help four continuous hard days in the saddle. Enough said.
5. French roadies are some of the most beautiful cyclists I’ve ever seen, flying helmet-less over those undulating roads with grace and ease.
6. It will be a long time before I can even look at another banana.
7. Although men have a much easier time with “nature breaks” after a while you just stop caring and give in to the calling.
8. Coffee tastes better while sitting outside in France with your bike propped up against the wall of a cafe.
9. Even the worst pillow feels like marshmallow heaven after an 8 hour ride.
10. I have gotten very good at doing some decidedly unfeminine things while on the bike. Ride with me some day and you will find out what those are.

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